These Shoppers Walked In Looking Normal and Left as Living Memes
Top Shelf Goals, Bottom Shelf Coverage
Getting to the top shelf is hard for everyone, but one group is making it a high-stakes endeavor. Those denim cutoffs have officially gone too far into the realm of experimentation and are no longer shorts. It's more about physics than style: how much fabric can evaporate before it ceases being clothing?
The boy shorts are operating as the last line of defense, which is good. The sneakers and socks indicate "running errands," but everything else says "I'm risking it all for a snack." That little amount of denim remaining is clinging on like it has something to prove, so whatever she's reaching for will be worth it.
Chaotic Cart Excursion
At some point, adults were supposed to act like responsible citizens and stroll around the store. But this girl is out here breaching the rules without saying anything, taking back the pushcart trip like it's her destiny. The beanie, the short tank top, and the excitement all give off main character energy.
People are trying to find spaghetti, while she's over here making the cereal aisle her playground. To be honest, she has the proper concept. Pushcarts are the closest thing to a ride at an amusement park at a store, so don't pretend they aren't. Who made the decision that adults can't ride in shopping carts anymore?
